
“Oh man! I’m so sorry! Lockheed doesn’t usually…slime people? Or is it more of a foam consistency? I mean he did once but I thought he was doing an alien impression to cheer me up. You know, little extraterrestrial things? Uh…do you…want a hankie?”
i. This is a selective blog, meaning I only interact with mutuals. Please don’t be offended as it’s for the sake of my own sanity!
ii. I’m very, very busy! If I can’t get to the reply right away I promise I have a good reason and I promise you I’ll get to it.
v. I don’t typically do initial starters but I do have a tendency to make spontaneous starters if I feel like you’d be comfortable with me all up in your tag, so look out???