invincibleshellhead:

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“You know what, I’m almost disappointed that you didn’t come to my Back to the Future party, I did have hoverboards there to ride…and right now I’m trying to clean up a mess with a um, Extremis app. But enough about my technologic advances, let’s talk about what you’ve been doing. I’ve hear a lot from Quill.”

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     Did he tell you about the time I lost the kids in space? Because technically Hank lost them first. In time. Which is just by far a bigger offense. They’re slippery. It’s like Honey I Shrunk The Kids! Except I don’t report to my understanding house wife. I report to Scott Summers. And he makes the same stupid surprised face every time…not that I do it a lot. Anyway…anything Star-Dweeb says is lies and slander.”

Dec 12 23:06 ( 5 )