invincibleshellhead:

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“Wait, what? You lost kids in space and time? And here I thought that I would be the worst baby sitter of all time, it’s good to have that reassurance that someone else is wayyyy worse than me. You need to tell me more, I will try really hard to picture Summers showing any kind of emotion other than anger and confusion. Did you break his face? You really came to me with the best gossip, thanks Kitty. And to be honest, I had a feeling that Quill was lying his ass off, but I expected some of that being true.”

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   It’s not gos-     did the Avenger not know what about this? Aw man, I gotta stop talking. Scott’s gonna be so mad-   not that’s his only emotion. I’m not a bad babysitter by the way. I’m a public school teacher. I’m a public school teacher who has to fight giant robots and angry aliens. You try doing my job at my salary Tony! I have dragon food to buy, hulu subscriptions to keep up on. You wouldn’t last to the first payday.”

Jan 3 10:05 ( 5 )