“ Look, I can’t be your kind of hero.”
“ You fart helium?”
“ I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you’re made of.”
“ Don’t move! Or I’ll fill you full of….little yellow bolts of light!”
“ It’s just like a VCR, except easier.”
“ Feels like it’s melting my brain. It couldn’t actually be doing something to my brain, could it?”
“ If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway.”
“This is the end of hyper rage? I get hugged to death?”
“I try to save a life a day. Usually it’s my own.”
“ I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.”
“ It’s like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.”
“ Typical male. Satisfy yourself first. “
“ If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.”
“Oh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.”
“ Do you always answer a question with a question?”
“Did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I’m fine.”
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v. I don’t typically do initial starters but I do have a tendency to make spontaneous starters if I feel like you’d be comfortable with me all up in your tag, so look out???