‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

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Send one to my muse for their reaction

• “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  
• “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  
• “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  
• “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  
• “I can cope with torture.”
  
• “Get used to disappointment.”
  
• “You’ve made your decision then?”
  
• “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  
• “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
• “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  
• “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  
• “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  
• “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  
• “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  
• “You mock my pain!”
  
• “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  
• “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  
• “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  
• “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  
• “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  
• “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  
• “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  
• “Anybody want a peanut?”
  
• “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  
• “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  
• “The battle of wits has begun.”
  
• “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  
• “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  
• “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  
• “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  
• “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  
• “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  
• “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  
• “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  
• “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  
• “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  
• “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  
• “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  
• “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  
• “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  
• “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  
• “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  
• “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  
• “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  
• “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  
• “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

Feb 5 1:46 ( ♥ 13522 )